Jehov 

Shortened version of Jehovah's witness.
Pronounced Jee-Hov

Fucking Jehovs are at the door again

Jehov by LongDongMong June 30, 2011

Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Jeovanni

Super hilarious dude with a kind heart and great looks. He can make a girl/boy laugh a day and before you know it you've already fallen for him. He's a sporty, smart and strong guy with a big heart and soul. Onces he's set his eye on you he won't give up unless you truly want and mean him to. He's sensetive and wont let anyone know unless you go up to him or your close to him. He will always be there for you to help you and have your back. He nice but don't when you get home mad that it. He type of guy you can't hold a grudge against and always hold onto because there's no one else like Jeovanni

Boy: who's that?!

girl: that Jeovanni, the coolest guy I know.

Best of luck in the future.

Jeovanni by Smiles:D February 20, 2015

jekov 

a verb to dance while shaking,pumping and thrusting your hips while pointing out with your fingers in each direction and being a real cool guy.

look at that guy do the jekov

jekov by cision November 2, 2009