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Jehonathan 

The UGLIEST person to walk the planet!
Jehonathan is so ugly idk why morgan likes him
Jehonathan by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020

Jehonathan 

Jehonathan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jehonathans can be extrovert and introvert at times l, they have an amazing ability to rise up and be a leader that people will look upon and when something is important to them- they will follow it and will see it through. Jehonathan trust is very valuable and one you earn it they will be loyal to you so never ever abuse their trust. Jehonathans tend to be self conscious, insecure and anxious but will hid it very well to not burden their loved ones, they have a great sense of compassion and empathy a specially for people their close to. on top of it all Jehonathans are very talented- whether it's art, music or their great sense of humour be sure a Jehonathan will amaze you with their skills.
Jehonathans are the most amazing incredible people in the world so if you have one in your life know that you are truly lucky.
Guy 1- "Wow that person is amazing, so talented, funny and kind"
Guy 2- "Yeah, of course, that is Jehonathan"
Jehonathan by A random average person November 21, 2021

jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off
"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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