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jeffing it 

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless
i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help
jeffing it by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

Jeffing It 

(verb) to masturbate profusely in the company of others
I was trying to go to sleep but he just would not stop jeffing it.
Jeffing It by disgruntled0001 March 20, 2024

Jeffin it 

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.
After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.
Jeffin it by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

Jeffin' It 

The art of hiding from cops, enemies, or just anyone by finding the nearest bush and crouching or standing in it.
i swear if your Jeffin' It right now, I will find you. Which bush are you in?
Jeffin' It by Dr. Balbarian September 30, 2017

Jeffin It 

(v.) The act of giving oneself manual stimulation or pleasure via hand and penis. It is done by stroking oneself repeatedly; masturbation; jacking off.
Matt: Yo where have u been this last hour?
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
Jeffin It by willemdafoe April 25, 2012

jeffinitely 

another word for something jeff would definitely do.
1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)
jeffinitely by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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