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Jeffin' It 

The art of hiding from cops, enemies, or just anyone by finding the nearest bush and crouching or standing in it.
i swear if your Jeffin' It right now, I will find you. Which bush are you in?
Jeffin' It by Dr. Balbarian September 30, 2017
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Jeffin it 

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.
After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.
Jeffin it by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

Jeffin It 

(v.) The act of giving oneself manual stimulation or pleasure via hand and penis. It is done by stroking oneself repeatedly; masturbation; jacking off.
Matt: Yo where have u been this last hour?
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
Jeffin It by willemdafoe April 25, 2012

Jeffing It 

To kill a vibe with a dead joke or just your presence.
*Matthew Barnes speaks

“You’re jeffing it 😔”
Jeffing It by Ops on fazal 69 September 26, 2019

jeffing it 

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless
i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help
jeffing it by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

Jeffing It 

(verb) to masturbate profusely in the company of others
I was trying to go to sleep but he just would not stop jeffing it.
Jeffing It by disgruntled0001 March 20, 2024

jeffinitely 

another word for something jeff would definitely do.
1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)

jeffinitely by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008
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