Jeff Session 

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting

"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"

Jeff Session by Takethejump May 1, 2018

Jeff Session 

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

Jeff Session by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Jeff Session 

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

Jeff Session by Little Ochie May 7, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

Jeff Sessions by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

Jeff Sessions by Connie Mac January 5, 2018