A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

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Jeff Sessions

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

Jeff Sessions by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

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Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

Jeff Sessions by Connie Mac January 5, 2018

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