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reel jeenyus 

a boy that calls himself a man and uses his so called reputation to try destroy innocent people whether it be on a website or behind a person's back with accusations. never wants to see the truth behind lies so no one really bothers to get the truth to him. believes himself to be a genius but has difficulties spelling even the simplest of words and can't see when he being a fool.
wow that guy is a "reel jeenyus "to be oblivious to the trap they all got him stuck in......
reel jeenyus by saraleena May 11, 2010

reel jeenyus 

a boy that calls himself a man and uses his so called reputation to try destroy innocent people whether it be on a website or behind a person's back with accusations. never wants to see the truth behind lies so no one really bothers to get the truth to him. believes himself to be a genius but has difficulties spelling even the simplest of words and can't see when he being a fool.
wow that guy is a "reel jeenyus "to be oblivious to the trap they all got him stuck in......
reel jeenyus by saraleena May 11, 2010
A deliberate misspelling of genius, used ironically to describe someone or something moronic.
Wow, our President is a real jenius.
jenius by cmonkey October 5, 2007
A very smart Jewish person, or a "jewish genius." Usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.
Jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.

Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
Jewnius by francis4thewin October 26, 2009

Storefront Jenius 

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
Someone who is both Jewish and genius.
Keyne: I'm a fuckin genius!

Shawn: No, you're a jewnius.

Ben: You're fuckin right doggie!
jewnius by The Goofather March 25, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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