1) Someone who uses a non-Gregorian timescale
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology
Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
You get a warm cup of water and you dip your balls into it. Then you get a girl to get a straw and blow bubbles in the cup. Just like a jacuzzi, except for your BALLS!
Katie Garcia gives the best jabuzzis. Her bubble-blowing ability really tingles the balls.