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jeanpaul 

Guys hate guys like this, gets any lady he wants, even if he doesn't want they still run after him. You can bet even the ones left behind come back for a second look see. While rather chivalrous with the ladies he'll be quite quick to drop a homey on his a** when confronted or antagonized. You can find him in a dive bar or the most fashionable of places. He knows how blend in or be noticed. Quite intelligent. Someone worth keeping if your in his league. Dashing.

OMG that's your boyfriend!?
Its JeanPaul who wouldn't sleep with him?!
jeanpaul by ms. bling bling February 3, 2010
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Jeanpaul 

A boy with a huge dick . All the girls wants a peace of him. So every night he brings 2 girls and have a 3 some. AND BOY THEY ALWAYS LOVE IT. Also he is a godes in bed . So watch out Mr. Steal your girl is here.
Omg that boy is good in bed
That's a jeanpaul
Jeanpaul by Carlos Herrera March 23, 2017

JeanPaul 

The best ever “perreando”
Jeanpaul is a black guy who gets all the girls
He is also a funny and serious guy
Jeanpaul gets all the girls in his school
JeanPaul by akablade October 7, 2019

Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich 

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"

Jean-Paul Sartre 

A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."
You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...
Jean-Paul Sartre by nolan g. November 28, 2009
Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.
josephine: OMG Its JanPaul! We Love you!!
This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Janpaul.

JanPaul is a great lover.
janpaul by Liam relix March 14, 2017

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre 

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
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