Jeaner

The area at the crotch of your jeans that pops up when you sit down and resembles a Weiner or Weenie. This can happen to men, women and children alike. For some it is a welcome addition, to others it is an embarassment.

"Man, when I ride my bike I get a huge Jeaner" or "hey did you see that girl's Jeaner? Nasty!"

by JenniferinReno April 15, 2008

Jeaner

Jeaner refers to the ridge or bump created by the folded material of jeans when a woman sits down, resembling a boner.

Either that's a guy, or that's a girl with a really bad jeaner.

by transformer911 January 16, 2011

Blazin Jeaners

Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:

Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners

Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners

This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"

or

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."

by Rusty Mongruins March 03, 2011

Jeaneral-Chat

oh no, jeaneral-chat.. jeaneral-chat is where chaos happens. you do NOT want to go to jeaneral-chat. even off-topic is slightly more sane than those degens, jesus. those people are the REAL definitions of pepegas, more pepega than tavern and those fucking dogs living in off topic

off-topic: BARK WOFO WOFO BARK ARF GRR
jeaneral-chat: says the most stupidest shit no one in mankind has ever heard

by offtopicpepegas May 21, 2022

Jeanerized

When someone wearing jeans gets them cut up while they are still being worn. Often used as a sort of hazzing and discouraging people wearing jeans when the dress code demands a higher standard.

When John got jeanerized at the party his jeans got ruined

by Frat friend August 15, 2025

Jeaner

Jewish beaner

Juan hola and shalom
Mike: shut the fuck up juan you jeaner

by El beanero August 21, 2023