jazpataz

1. a combination of grape jelly and sassiness
2. the sound you hear when you clap your hands to the beat
3. Rachael Lombardy

I've got jazpataz all over my hands and even this soap won't get it off!

I just flew in from Jazpataz and boy are my arms tired!

Jeff kept trying to tell me that steak comes from chicken,which is such bullshit, so i told him to get up out of my face and take that jazpataz with him.

jazpataz by Linda and Joe November 21, 2006

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jazmatazical

1) someone who speaks with incoherent ramblings
2) someone who, while rambling, flails arms and squawks a little.

It is possible you know someone like this, but you just call them an 'idiot'.

"That girl is such a jazmatazical"
"Man, I hate it when I sometimes go jazmatazical"

jazmatazical by asteroid smashinton April 19, 2009

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Jazmataz

Someone with absolutely no Rizz. She cute but smells like butt.

Example: Jazmataz show me your rizz. "I only have skibitty toilet rizz"

Jazmataz by FILLYFEMALE July 13, 2024

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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