jazpataz 

1. a combination of grape jelly and sassiness
2. the sound you hear when you clap your hands to the beat
3. Rachael Lombardy

I've got jazpataz all over my hands and even this soap won't get it off!

I just flew in from Jazpataz and boy are my arms tired!

Jeff kept trying to tell me that steak comes from chicken,which is such bullshit, so i told him to get up out of my face and take that jazpataz with him.

jazpataz by Linda and Joe November 21, 2006

jazmatazical 

1) someone who speaks with incoherent ramblings
2) someone who, while rambling, flails arms and squawks a little.

It is possible you know someone like this, but you just call them an 'idiot'.

"That girl is such a jazmatazical"
"Man, I hate it when I sometimes go jazmatazical"

jazmatazical by asteroid smashinton April 19, 2009

Jazmataz

Someone with absolutely no Rizz. She cute but smells like butt.

Example: Jazmataz show me your rizz. "I only have skibitty toilet rizz"

Jazmataz by FILLYFEMALE July 13, 2024