Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jaycek's Dad 

Does not exist
Jaycek's dad does not exist
Jaycek's Dad by FURIY October 11, 2022
Related Words

Jaycek's Dad 

Is not real
Jaycek's dad is not real
Jaycek's Dad by FURIY October 11, 2022
Jaycel is cute, courageous, compassionate, intelligent, sensitive, tactful, diplomatic, and powerful. . She get what she want. She prefer not to be in spotlight but is famous. She has the charisma, so many people love and adore her. She can easily understand the emotions and thoughts of other people. She love to help and care for those she loves. She treasure family values and traditions. She is willing to sacrifice herself for the sake of others. She is one of a kind.
Jaycel cute
jaycel by Issaprank June 9, 2021
At first when you meet a Jaycey, you'll think she's kind of weird.But when you start to get to know her she'll be the sweetest person in the world. Jaycey is probably the most beautiful and nice girl you will ever met. She is kind and caring and loves to hear your opinions.She will always respect you and will love you.
Ooooo how lucky! He has a Jaycey!
Wow you got a Jaycey!
A kind of hellishly clever and impressively self-sustained individual who leaves people torn between two desires – wanting to punch him in the face and wanting to be him. A Jacek always does exactly as he pleases, following a peculiar code of conduct (one that he makes up as he goes along). Despised and worshipped by many, understood by no one. He is likely to outsmart, outwork and outlive us all.

Jacek is also a popular first name among small, adorable, prickly animals such as hedgehogs and baby porcupines; the latter group tends to outgrow the name.
A naive person: “I thought we were great friends, but I can see that you’re being a proper Jacek about this cheese rolling contest.”

Mrs Hedgehog: “Jacek Jr please stop playing with your feces. It’s unseemly. Wait till your dad gets home and hears about this.”
Jacek by unwilling participant March 26, 2017
Is always mad for no exact reason, but is always a great friend to hang around with. They will always make fun of you for being a smaller more aggressive version of them, but they’ll always love you. Sometimes. They’ll make you laugh about you nationality (in a good way) and they’ll make you feel good about yourself. ALTHOUGH THEY SUCK DICK.
“I fucking hate everyone today...fuck off...” -Jaycey
Jaycey by tseries? April 25, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more