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jatthew is one person and is a ship name for two soul mates
jatthew by hfxjudd May 11, 2018
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Jmatthew is a usually literally and figuratively a motherfucker. The are good looking and have a nice body. Their hair is usually black/brown, but they are one kindest people ever. If you are able bag a Jmatthew, please stick with him. They are heart warming and incredibly funny. Jmatthew is overall just a good person.
Jmatthew is good looking.
Jmatthew fucked my mom
Jmatthew is a motherfucker
Jmatthew by eqjzxc February 14, 2022
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jatthewcanon 

jatthewcanon is the best tiktoker and person to ever exist on the entire planet
Friend: I hate jatthewcanon
Me: literally fucking kills them
jatthewcanon by Howofgata January 17, 2022
Jazthew is in pain
Oh yea that foo jazthew he’s in pain
jazthew by jazthew September 6, 2020
Jetthew will be one of the best pianist in the next decade
jetthew by Penguins flying November 20, 2021

Jatthealiz 

a gorgeous sexy cute woman who likes animals, specifically geese/ducks. She's an animal whisperer. Every guy wants her and tries to shoot their shot, or every girl wants to be her and is envious. She doesn't know how beautiful she is so thinks everyone is a creep. Ride or die type of girl and very loyal, until you cross her. He eats like a 4-year-old- mac n cheese, bacon (extra crispy), and chicken tenders. If "parched," white claws are the go-to cure.
"I love me some Jatthealiz!"
"Damn, who that baddie?!" "Yoo that's Jatthealiz!"

"I Just want Jatthealiz" - Crenshaw
Jatthealiz by BossDboi21 April 19, 2022
A really gay definition of a man.

Places where gay males inhabit.
The club was rocking with jathew last night!

This place is the best jathew in town
Jathew by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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