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Jason Statham 

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?
Jason Statham by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Statham 

An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.
Jason Statham by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021

Jason Statham 

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
Jason Statham by BadassDude May 26, 2009

jason statham 

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...
jason statham by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026