Jason M

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.

Jason M is gayness

by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019

Jason M

A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.

Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"

by Dolaalaaado March 31, 2022

jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

by BChewalski March 5, 2013

Jason Mesnick

The male contestant on the 13th season of ABC's "The Bachelor". Once deemed a nice guy, he was the first divorced single parent to become the Bachelor. Rose to prominence as the runner-up on the 4th Season of "The Bachelorette" in which contestant Deanna Pappas allowed him to get on his knee to propose before rejecting him. Many people felt sorry for Jason and petitioned him to be the next Bachelor. He's considered a man with a "nice guy" image who became very popular and increased ABC's ratings for the show. However, the controversial events of his season have turned him arguably into one of the most hated contestants ever. He proposes to Melissa Rycroft at the finale, announces in press releases how happily engaged he is shortly thereafter, and then two months later dumps her on national TV for the runner-up Molly Malaney, who eagerly takes him back. The plot was apparently scripted and uncovered by gossip blogger Reality Steve.

"Jason Mesnick, you're such a Bastard" - quote by Melissa Rycroft at the first After the Final Rose ceremony.

by lalalalalashutup123 March 2, 2009

jason mraz

His music has no label. Or shouldn't at least. Vocals are amazing, and he's basically a down to earth guy. Best known for "The Remedy". If Jason keeps it up, he can change music. Always did things the way he wanted, and describes his concerts as "a variety show" or "a little bit of everything" go to www.jasonmraz.com to find out more.

Jason Mraz is even better live than recorded...thats how amazing he truly is.

by geekinthepink August 6, 2006

Jason Mraz

A guy with a hat that plays amazing music

From Family guy-

Peter: Hey! You're Jason Mraz!

Guy: I'm not Jason Mraz...I'm just a guy with a hat

Peter: Yeah! That's who Jason Mraz is!

by Asiansantaa July 22, 2010

Jason Mraz

The most nifty keen man alive. He is a singer and musician. His most famous hits include "The Remedy", "I'm Yours", and "Lucky". It's hard to put a label on Jason Mraz or his music. The only thing I can think of is Frigging Amazing! This man has a great voise combined with a unique sound that never get's boring. His lyrics are the best and they leave you reeling. He was born on June 23, 1977 in Mechanicsville Virginia. Jason Mraz rocks my socks.

Jason Mraz AKA Mr. A-Z

by Dynamo of Volition April 28, 2011