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A anime, metal loving geek who is good at cooking. funny and nice people named jarreth are also really great friends you can rely on them for anything but be aware they have mysterious pasts and can be violent but if you look past that they are genuine and caring. They are usually british and named after David bowie as the goblin king, there spirit animal is also a wolf. be aware though they are also the cutest guys you will ever meet you may just fall in love. go to jarreth for all your needs hes always to lend a hand even though they are rather crazy.
have you seen jarreth?

yeah hes helping sarah out!
Jarreth by alakaykat February 6, 2014
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Dirty Jarreth 

When you open a can of beans and shove it in a girl's anus while taking a blurry selfie
I gave her the Dirty Jarreth last night. Spent the entire next day cleaning up.
Dirty Jarreth by esp44 June 16, 2020
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A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.
girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?
Jarrett by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020

Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.
Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.
Jarrett Sorko by P.Dank November 14, 2011
Jarrett's are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and TOTALLY HOT. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!
girl1 - i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 - thats Jarrett!

girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!

girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)
Jarrett by J+A=4EVER April 7, 2010
A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".
What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.
Jarrett by buttslapper81 May 30, 2011

dirty jarrett 

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.
Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.
dirty jarrett by Propanegain June 8, 2020
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