Definitions by buttslapper81

crack contact 

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

crack contact by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

Jarrett 

A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".

What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.

Jarrett by buttslapper81 May 30, 2011

hand hug 

The hugging of hands; Placing hands together, then wrapping around the thumb and pinky.

I think he might like me back. I could tell by our prolonged hand hug last night.

hand hug by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010

webbie 

The flap of skin between the index finger and thumb. Also known as a "gyna."

May I have the honor of touching your webbie?

webbie by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010

Bailey

A girl who smells like shit and likes to touch other people's webbies.

Bailey tried to touch my webbie yesterday. Man, she smells like shit.

Bailey by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

Lady Gaga

A woman's penis.

I saw her lady gaga last night. I barfed.

Lady Gaga by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

Rob Harris 

To shit in a cup and throw it in a river.

He pulled a Rob Harris on my latte last night.

Rob Harris by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010