8 definitions by buttslapper81

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A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".
What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.
by buttslapper81 May 05, 2011
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A woman's penis.
I saw her lady gaga last night. I barfed.
by buttslapper81 October 16, 2010
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When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.
I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.
by buttslapper81 September 01, 2011
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To shit in a cup and throw it in a river.
He pulled a Rob Harris on my latte last night.
by buttslapper81 October 16, 2010
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An annoying girl who likes to wear headbands with fruit on them. She also likes to use pomegranate scented hand sanitizer a lot and is very OCD. This word can also be used in place of any cuss word with equal meaning.
You're a sydsmithing sydsmith. Go away, you aren't wanted here.
by buttslapper81 October 16, 2010
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The hugging of hands; Placing hands together, then wrapping around the thumb and pinky.
I think he might like me back. I could tell by our prolonged hand hug last night.
by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010
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The flap of skin between the index finger and thumb. Also known as a "gyna."
May I have the honor of touching your webbie?
by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010
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