buttslapper81's definitions

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

hand hug

The hugging of hands; Placing hands together, then wrapping around the thumb and pinky.

I think he might like me back. I could tell by our prolonged hand hug last night.

by buttslapper81 October 23, 2010

Jarrett

A boy who's name is often misheard as "Jared" or "Garrett".

What's your name?
Jarrett.
What's that? Jared?
It's Jarrett.
Oh, Garrett.
No.

by buttslapper81 May 30, 2011

sydsmith

An annoying girl who likes to wear headbands with fruit on them. She also likes to use pomegranate scented hand sanitizer a lot and is very OCD. This word can also be used in place of any cuss word with equal meaning.

You're a sydsmithing sydsmith. Go away, you aren't wanted here.

by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

Rob Harris

To shit in a cup and throw it in a river.

He pulled a Rob Harris on my latte last night.

by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

Bailey

A girl who smells like shit and likes to touch other people's webbies.

Bailey tried to touch my webbie yesterday. Man, she smells like shit.

by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

Lady Gaga

A woman's penis.

I saw her lady gaga last night. I barfed.

by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010