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Jarleth is a coooool bff, everybody wants to be his friend but he always chooses a lonkey BFF with no more than 5 friends in school.
Oh look thats Jarleth with his lonley bff
Jarleth by I'm dying October 27, 2021
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Jarleth is an AMAZING FRIEND, but always chooses an unpopular, pretends he's fast at running, BFF.
Oh look I see jarleth my friend.
Jarleth by I'm dying October 27, 2021
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Jareth, is one of the best people you can ever talk to. He’s such a caring person who’s always willing to listen to you about virtually anything. It can be about something as simple as your day, or something as complex, and difficult like your inner demons. He’s always willing to do anything for you at a moments notice, but within reason. He’s a very intelligent man, and won’t be dumb enough to get himself into serious trouble. Don’t worry though, he still knows how to have fun.

He’s a tough man as well, mentally and physically. He can pull through just about anything, and isn’t afraid of getting into a bit of a squabble, if the situation calls for it. Especially, if it’s for a woman.

When it comes to women, he knows exactly what to do (if you know what I mean). He’s damn good in bed, especially with his amazing little friend, or should I say “big friend”. He’s also such a great boyfriend due to his ability to understand and, forgive his partner about anything, and everything.

To many people though, sadly, he’s nothing, but a white buffalo, rare, fierce, and hard to find, and even when you finally do find him, he’s untouchable. So if he picks you, it means you are one special lady, and that you should not let this opportunity pass you up, because if you say no or wait to long, he’ll move on towards the rising sun without a care in the world, like all buffalo do.

God I miss him
Girl 1: “Did you hear that Claire, is dating ,Jareth?

Girl 2: “Yeah, I’m honestly so jealous of of her. He’s such a dreamy guy.
Jareth by arrrrg kelly July 5, 2019
The sexy beast otherwise known as David Bowie, in the 80's movie, The Labyrinth.
Jareth: You remind me of the babe
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do
Jareth by tasertweak May 17, 2006
the amazingly sexy goblin king played by david bowie in the movie labyrinth. hail to his bulges and fantastic singing.
sarah: it's not fair!
jareth: then i wonder what you basis for comparison is.

jareth by j.mi May 30, 2006
A popular West of Ireland name, although rare in the scumbag part of the country. Jarlath is seen to be brilliant, with an intellect bordering on generational genius. Seen by others as very unique, sociable, funny and well hung. Even though you feel you don't get to see Jarlath as much as you would like, many Jarlath's have been proven to be omnipotent. Although rarely offended, Jarlath's have been known to display excessive acts of aggression when questioned what their favourite colour is.
Hey Jarlath, what's your favourite colour?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, Jarlath! Stop! Please!
Jarlath by jarletto February 4, 2010
Jareth is a kind of person who is shy, funny, loyal and a great listener you'll be lucky to have him in your life. ANd if he is never lose you're friendship with him
I wish i had a jareth in my life so lucky Mary is going put with him
jareth by Ruffles 77641577 January 14, 2018
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