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Japollonia 

Japollonia is a billionaire from Zimbabwe
Japollonia by Ndizvozvo November 24, 2021

Apollonian Crush 

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Apollonian Crush by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014

Apollonia 

Apollonia Kotero was a swimsuit model, singer, and actress of Greek and Japanese descent. She joined Prince's entourage after the departure of Vanity as lead in the film Purple Rain and became lead singer of recording group Apollonia 6.
Apollonia by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Dirty Apollonia 

A very dangerous yet gorgeous female witch. Captivating her male victims with her eyes only to lure them in and take their souls, in the most savage and erotic fashion. Then trapping the poor souls in a voodoo doll to ensure her dominance over said male victims, who are now her sex slaves to practice her devil vagina magic on... for eternity.
Jason- "why are you crying??"
Duane- "I met this girl and she seems so sweet and intelligent..."
Jason- "what happened then?"

Duane- "she made my toes curl then went dirty Apollonia on me"
Jason- "poor guy 🤭 how'd you get away and back home tho?"
Duane- "I'm just here for my belongings before returning to my cage..."
Dirty Apollonia by PervHirt November 29, 2020

Apollonia 

Apollonia. A person who is rude. Sassy. Annoying. Aggressive. Selfish. Arrogant. Typically a Capricorn and thinks the world reveolves around them. Typically plays the victim.
Stop being such and Apollonia!
Apollonia stop being such a bitch!
Apollonia by wazzzupppahhhhh April 5, 2019

Apollonian Crush 

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.
George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.
Apollonian Crush by HSPlife January 2, 2015