Japanesey

A playful word used to describe something Japanese; Not to be taken seriously.

"you're easy breezy and i'm japanesey"
~ Lyric from Utada's English debut album "Exodus"

by Linari April 19, 2006

Japanesey

(adj) resembling or of Japanese origin. Originally used in a terribly poor lyric by the famous Japanese pop star Utada Hikaru in her debut American CD.

"You're easy breazy and I'm Japanesey"

by japaneseyman December 24, 2004

Japanesey

When a person is too strict for rules and there is no area for grey but that, "it is or it is not."

The man at the dmv was being too japanesey because he said my signatures were not the exact same.

by Donut_2020 June 1, 2020

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

by ehuzzie October 25, 2018

japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016