N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)
Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)