Japaism
Get the Japaism mug.
JAPanism
Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.
My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.
Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.
Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.
JAPanism by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010
Related Words
japoism
a word or term from the infamous Japo himself, which is horribly misspelled, sometimes behind recognition, or has never existed at all...ie- unexpective, barnababies
chalk that up as another japoism!
Jamaismoon
Jamaismoon by n4rut0c0r3 August 14, 2022
Javaism
(Full name) The Temple of Javaism
The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.
Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ
All are supple names for the Javac God.
The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.
One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.
Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ
All are supple names for the Javac God.
The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.
One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Japanism
The state of being completely engulfed by the Japanese culture. Used a lot to describe cheesy otakus. A person that has Japanism is usually trying so hard to speak to you in Japanese and shoving the latest version of Shonen Jump in your face while slurping the latest vesion of the Final Fantasy Advent Children energy drink, Potion
Person A: I heard that Inuyasha is number one in the whole entire world for Manga!
Person B: Are you insane?!?!?!
Person A: Sorry, I have Japanism disease
Person B: Are you insane?!?!?!
Person A: Sorry, I have Japanism disease
Japanism by Halliepanda December 7, 2006