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JAPanism 

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.
My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.
JAPanism by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010
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a word or term from the infamous Japo himself, which is horribly misspelled, sometimes behind recognition, or has never existed at all...ie- unexpective, barnababies
chalk that up as another japoism!
japoism by eric October 9, 2003

Jamaismoon 

Jamaismoon is a very retarded editor and jimin Stan
person number 1:have u seen jamaismoon’s new edit?

Person number 2:no I’m busy doing heroine
Jamaismoon by n4rut0c0r3 August 14, 2022
(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!
Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

Japanism 

The state of being completely engulfed by the Japanese culture. Used a lot to describe cheesy otakus. A person that has Japanism is usually trying so hard to speak to you in Japanese and shoving the latest version of Shonen Jump in your face while slurping the latest vesion of the Final Fantasy Advent Children energy drink, Potion
Person A: I heard that Inuyasha is number one in the whole entire world for Manga!

Person B: Are you insane?!?!?!

Person A: Sorry, I have Japanism disease
Japanism by Halliepanda December 7, 2006
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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