Javaism 

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

Jamaismoon 

Jamaismoon is a very retarded editor and jimin Stan

person number 1:have u seen jamaismoon’s new edit?

Person number 2:no I’m busy doing heroine

Jamaismoon by n4rut0c0r3 August 14, 2022

javoism 

when you're simply yourself. you're living in life in your own image not giving a f*ck about anyone telling you otherwise.

"Hello Class! Today, we'll learn about javoism and how to incorporate it into our everyday lives."

javoism by javoism April 22, 2023

javismael 

Javismael is an incredible man of God.
Has so much love for everyone. Is the sweetest guy, you can ask him to help you with anything and he will help you. He is very trustworthy. Javismael has such an amazing smile, lights up the room with his smile and his positive energy (which is the Holy Spirit within him). He is an amazing friend and a person you need in your life.

Javismael helped me move, even though he had to do a bunch of things. He made time to help me. We all need a Javismael.

javismael by God is king April 8, 2024

Japaism 

The art of eloping the country

Japaism is used in Nigeria

Japaism by arkade_ June 9, 2024