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Janneus is one of the most caring and kindest type of person ever. They would give girls the best time in a relationship whether it be sexual or through communication. They typically make friends with a lot of people and always have an objective or goal to go after. They work very hard and they think smart so you should keep them in your life if you can.
What would Janneus do? I have to think smart.
Janneus by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jannes Rule 

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
Jannes Rule by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
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Jannusch 

A last name of German origin that no one can seem to pronounce correctly on the first try. Other interpretations include "Ja-NOOSH" and "Jah-NUSH." Both of these, while fun, are incorrect. Proper pronunciation is "Jan-ISH."
"Dude, that girl's last name was something freaky. I think it's pronounced 'Ja-NOOSH.'"
"Jannusch? It's 'Jan-ISH' you tool."
Jannusch by The Light Lord November 5, 2009
A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.
Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?
Jannes by NotificationGang June 28, 2020

Jannessa 

Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.
Jannessa always eats my food.
Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019
Jannesa loves to dance and loves dudes that play sports she is a beuty to society and is super nice to everyone she meets she can make ur day better when ur having the worst and she will fuck any bitch up that messes with her
Oh shit its a Jannesa back off
jannesa by snznsnsn January 14, 2018
Jannus is the word/name Urbandictionary couldn't find.
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Sorry, we couldn't find: Jannus
Jannus by GizmoTheHunter June 16, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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