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A Jankist is someone who needs things to make sense in a logical way that lines up almost perfectly with the way they think. It is someone who needs everything to have a purpose that they agree with. To them, there must always be a plan for every little thing in life. If something were to cause a change that they were not prepared for, they will shun it. Anything that deviates from the norm will generally be viewed with skepticism, cynicism, and if it would force them to change, outright hated. Creativity, experimentation, and fun, if not done by the jankist themselves, is viewed as childish garbage to the jankist. A Jankist will generally seek out the satisfaction of winning, at the end of the game, at the expense of having fun during the game. They will even go so far as to ruin the fun of the game for other players if things do not go the way they planned or wanted. Instead of attacking enemy players, a jankist can often be seen attacking or berating teammates.
"A healer is a healer and should not be permitted to be able to perform the role of a dps," said the jankist. "That's just not what healers were originally designed for. Stay the course."

META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.

Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
Jankist by Merron Mist February 2, 2019
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B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

jänksitorn

tower of bunnies
(usually consists of 5 bunnies)
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jänksitorn by HrMystik October 3, 2019
When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works
the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike
Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

janksta' 

A jankety gangsta. Someone who is quite convinced they are a gangsta, but maybe their pants are a little too short, or their gold teeth are really bronze.
Kid thought he was a gangsta but we all knew he was a janksta'.
janksta' by Beakka June 22, 2007
something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw
jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004