Janieing

Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”

Did you hear about the kid that went Janieing?

Yeah that kids a fucking dumbass.

by Rick4220022 August 21, 2021

jamieing

To partake in the act of being totally awesome in every conceivable way.

"Woah, did you see that one guy last night? He was definitely jamieing!"

"Dude, you were totally jamieing with that girl."

"Oh man, I'm definitely jamieing in that picture."

by Dan Wolczuk January 22, 2008

Janeing Off

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.

If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.

by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Janicing

When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice

Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!

by Karlabrit September 21, 2021