Jangler

One who delays; A person who takes forever to do a certain task; That asshole that takes a lifetime to do something completely ridiculouly simple

"Come on! We've been waiting for hours! You're such a jangler!"

Jangler by omgitsnikkix93 March 25, 2009

Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.

"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"

Jangler by GBC The Box November 28, 2009

jangler

he who jangles his genitalia (solely by means of hands- free gyration)vigorously between the thighs in a clumsy, and pendulum-like fashion. Most often used figuratively suggesting an agenda-driven, innate yet foolish malice. In many cases the jangler lurks amongst social circles undetected due to his calculating nature. It is often necessary to point out a jangler to his less discerning peers (see example)

"No, I'm sorry. I don't care what all you lot say; that guy's a JANGLER!"

jangler by colindexterfletcherjessicarabbitrogerbanister August 26, 2003

Jangler

Someone who claims he'll do something in the short term future, but sits back and waits for someone else to actually do it. Then the jangler claims credit for it.

The jangler will get someone to sort that

Jangler by Meh6 June 23, 2016

Wang Jangler 

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.

1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"

Wang Jangler by somestupiddegenerate January 1, 2018

key jangler 

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

key jangler by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021

Biff Jangler 

A biff jangler is the term used to describe an overhanging gut that covers their own genitals (biff).

Fuck me Steve, you see the size of that birds biff jangler? Looks like Pop and Fresh had a fight with a microwave! Vile

Biff Jangler by TinaAndCrumps February 8, 2019