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jan-dirk 

Small, but deadly. He can also be used as a pokemon card.
~Ash~ "Go Pickachu"
~qwikscoper69~ "Go Jan-Dirk"
Jan-Dirk proceeds to mercilessly slaughter the enemy Pickachu.
jan-dirk by BindoLord February 12, 2017
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Jan-Dieke 

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"

Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"

Person 1: "Duhh"
Jan-Dieke by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017

Jan Dirk 

Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.
Jan Dirk by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
Jan's disease by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013

jan and diana

a very noisy couple
"do u hear that?"
"oh yeah. that are jan and diana!"
jan and diana by Zuizuro April 24, 2017

Dirty Jan 

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.
Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked
Dirty Jan by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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