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James milk 

When your part of shrimp and chode gang, and you cum tzatziki. You know you have James milk if you can grow green cheese under your foreskin
"Bro I think I have James milk"
James milk by Jdjehduehd September 26, 2019
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jamesmikel

No other names are better than this one. This is the type of name where if you have it, it’s not or never will be as good as the first person to have this name… a real fuckin boss
Guy 1: Hey James Michael!

Guy 2: It’s Jamesmikel you fucking idiot

*Guy 2 punches guy 1 in the nuts*
jamesmikel by Kauzum November 23, 2021

JamesMilk 

A tastey 146% fat milk that is thick, yellow, contains some hair, and comes from a fat kid named Jame's tits.

Remember! It isn't REAL 146% milk unless you see an ugly fat kid on the carton!
"My JamesMilk has a hair in it!"
JamesMilk by PenalMaster March 3, 2005

jamesmikel

No other names are better than this one. This is the type of name where if you have it, it’s not or never will be as good as the first person to have this name… a real fuckin boss
Guy 1: Hey James Michael!

Guy 2: It’s Jamesmikel you fucking idiot

*Guy 2 punches guy 1 in the nuts*
jamesmikel by Kauzum November 23, 2021
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