james lowe

He is the most wonderful man you could ever meet. He rocks at playing the drums too! He is loyal to someone when it comes to relationship. He's sweet, nice, funny. He has a great sense of humor. He never likes arguing and fighting about stupid stuff, and he doesn't like it when someone he loves starts something. He cares about everybody in his life, especially his love. He's the kind of guy you'll be lucky to even be with. The only way you can make him mad/upset is if you mention another boy (this is if he loves you more than a friend) or break a promise to him. Thats the only time he would want to keep to himself from you for JUST a little while, then he would forgive you right after. He will have curly brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. Slim body and lips you'll want to kiss every minute of the day.
He's also the jealous type when it comes to a girl he loves hanging out with another boy.
If you knew James in person, he would be so fun to hang out with, and if you two were a couple, he would kiss you so much, and show everybody that you belong to him, and that he loves you so much and would do anything for you.

Girl: Wow look at James Lowe, he is amazing at the drums and his girlfriend is soo lucky to have him. He's so caring and lovable.

Girl2: Yeah I know, at least they are happy together! He really shows how much he loves her.

james lowe by Ali B. (leesh) October 28, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012