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Kyle James 

Kyle James

A man who is: amazing, gorgeous, charming and practically perfect. He has captivating eyes that sparkle with mischief. He always is dependable and has an uncanny ability to know when people are struggling and is alway there for people who need him. Kyle can spin any situation and make someone laugh even when inappropriate. He is super confident and can adjust to any circumstance. He has a tendency to live life to the fullest and is always the life and soul of any party. Never afraid to give their opinion they are usually justified and has sound reasoning.

Kyle excels in most things he does and is keen to show others how to do things. He doesn’t suffer fools easily however but his friendship once earned is one you will hold for life. Kyle is unaware how captivating he is to others and this is part of his charm. He is extremely thoughtful and generous and often puts others before his own needs. When Kyle opens up to you, be prepared to connect with someone with your whole heart. He is passionate, caring, funny, and is known for listening and always helping others.

He will have you thinking salacious thoughts when you least expect it. If he’s smiling he’s thinking about it, if he’s laughing he’s already done it. The chemistry begins in the mind with Kyle but will quickly set you on fire.

When you get this guys attention you are done for and there is no escape.
Every lady needs a Kyle James in their life
Kyle James by Honest review January 8, 2022

Kyle James 

Kyle James Noun, usually associated with not performing well under pressure, or at a crucial time of execution. See also shitting the bed and limping into the clubhouse
I was going to win the tournament while streaming, but I started hitting shots like Kyle James
Kyle James by Daddy Deez April 19, 2019

Kyler James 

that dude looks like a kyler james (pussy)
Kyler James by Liam Knutson October 10, 2019
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