James Keen 

He's so beautiful and he has the sexiest smile he's also just insanely funny and is great to be friends with and honestly, a huge slong. He's also very good with his hands. Probably took your mum's virginity, he's also known as a #MilfHunter.

Girl 1: I want a guy with a horse cock
Girl 2: That boy James Keen has a 10inch tank

James Keen by Ginge4Life February 21, 2022

maynard james keenan 

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

maynard james keenan by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan 

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

maynard james keenan by glaive December 27, 2003

Maynard James Keenan 

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.

Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.

Maynard James Keenan by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded

You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.

Maynard James Keenan by Lauren April 12, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

Maynard James Keenan by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005

Maynard James Keenan 

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

Maynard James Keenan by Heather April 7, 2004