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Jamaican Girl 

Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes
Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.

Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.

Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!
Jamaican Girl by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016
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Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out 

The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008