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Im so dumb that i let a fictional train i made up destroy my fake boxing career
Jallum is so dumb he got striked by a trained
Jallum by Jallums small penis January 9, 2023
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A large squeezable round object located on a womens chest.
I coundn't stop staring at her jablums, they were just too big!
jablums by Kabowowowow February 26, 2008
A popular soup in africa made with chicken legs and bull balls.
I only got three balls in my jalumba.
jalumba by General Asswipe June 30, 2006

jalumbus 

the next category after fat, beyond huge bitchness.
so is she cute? she's jalumbus...
jalumbus by r.m. December 14, 2004
Jalumbo is the most creative nickname ever thought of. The person using this nickname is unknown, but I bet he's really cool.Kidding! Hes most likely a complete psychopath.
Jalumbo is one cool cat(or not?)
Jalumbo by Jalumbo March 28, 2014

jablumpkin 

To do up the but or vagina area.Used when wanting sex or just feel like being funny.
Jim Moore gave him a jablumpkin.
jablumpkin by will johnson January 27, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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