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to go jack off in a corner and cum
He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.
jakum by aknub February 5, 2008
Words you can keep
A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side
friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning

ps. i love you
Jakub by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019
Related Words
jakum Jakumalala Jakub Jakutz jakus Jakup Jakeman Jakuba jakubowski jankums
A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.
Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp
Janum by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010
Word "Jakucha" came from reddit forum and mean Russian guy who tried to invite some girl somewhere and get her phone number but situation turnes awkwardly and failed so here is no number for Jakucha.
Jakucha - is the nickname of user who described this story first time.
Hitting on hot girl at amusement park. Not watching where I am walking. Walk into trash can. Break phone. Girl falls over laughing. No number for Jakucha.
jakucha by kapets August 22, 2011
Super hot Slovakian boy. Fucks bitches every day, legend has it that Jakub spent more money on condoms than your mum on her car. Nice person, very hot, if I was gay then I'd have sex with him.
Look at jakub he's super sexy
Jakub by J_500 June 1, 2017
hey that brothers a Jabum
Jabum by bantam316 February 23, 2020

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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