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Jackie poo 

Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack
Jackie poo by Donny do melon January 22, 2020

Jackie Poo 

An incredibly fine gentleman. He is so hot and all the ladies and men want him. He is hotter than the sun and makes everyone want to cum. He will most likely have tons of friends and hoes in LOVE with him. And he sometimes could have an obsession with dogs named Jack.
Man: Jackie Poo loves my dog Jack
Jackie Poo: dang right I do!
Jackie Poo by meowzeroo March 26, 2022

Jake Poole 

If you meet a Jake Poole then know that mr Lam thinks he is a special shit!

If you ask his teachers they will all agree.

You are very lucky to know a special shit.
“Stop being moody” - mr Lam
“no” - Jake Poole
“well youre a special shit!” - mr Lam
Jake Poole by Jake Poole October 12, 2018
Guy who acts like a douche bag but can be sweet when it comes to it
Wow that guy reminds me of jakiepoo
Jakiepoo by YvngChin December 3, 2017

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit
Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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