JAKIE

Glasgow slang for an alcoholic

ah you fucking jakie

JAKIE by matt the jakie August 3, 2004

jakie

A scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. Can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish.

'Those jakies downstairs won't shut the fuck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.'

jakie by Merryweather April 21, 2006

Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).

Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.

Jakie by pseudonym October 27, 2004

jakie

West coast Scotland term for a chav / ned / pikie / jakie, easily identifiable by their tracksuits (trackies) Thomas Burberry baseball caps and other assorted burberry accessories.
This breed of scumbag is also known for how their balls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old Vauxhall Nova.
The larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their balls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).

person 1 "Look at those silly looking jakie fucks"

person 2 "yeah, their balls have grown so large they must think that Vauxhall Nova is a Sherman Tank."

jakie by DNT September 27, 2005

jakie

tacky, tasteless, mismatched

Jess, take that hideous outfit off. It looks so jakie!!

jakie by Jess Powell April 13, 2005

Jakie Town 

A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.

Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.

Man this place is the definiton of Jakie Town i tell ya.

Jakie Town by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Jakie Chan

Stunt master who forfils dreams in a kung foo sense

Project A is the best film followed by police story 3

Jakie Chan by Krissy tha king June 21, 2003