JAKIE
JAKIE by matt the jakie August 3, 2004
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jakie
A scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. Can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish.
'Those jakies downstairs won't shut the fuck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.'
jakie by Merryweather April 21, 2006
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Jakie
jakie
West coast Scotland term for a chav / ned / pikie / jakie, easily identifiable by their tracksuits (trackies) Thomas Burberry baseball caps and other assorted burberry accessories.
This breed of scumbag is also known for how their balls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old Vauxhall Nova.
The larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their balls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).
This breed of scumbag is also known for how their balls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old Vauxhall Nova.
The larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their balls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).
jakie
jakie by Jess Powell April 13, 2005
Jakie Town
A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.
Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.
Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.
Jakie Town by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005
Jakie Chan
Jakie Chan by Krissy tha king June 21, 2003
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