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a little pussy bitch, usually a guy who could be a jock, but is too much of a fucking wus (ie Josh Lax or Kyle Allen)
hey janey boy, stop pussin out and fight me *choke slam* watch the pussy bleed

white boy jake

White boy jake is a fagot who no one likes. They are not to be trusted and have issues getting along with others. They like to whistle at other dudes while wearing some colorful shoes. He gets rejected by every girl at his school or job.
Ayy white boy jake tried to whistle at me in the hall, but i started running cause i was scared.
white boy jake by TheRealCheeseMan January 20, 2017

Jake boys 

Jake boys means the police. As most police officers are white and a stereotype that white boys are called Jack, Jake and etc.

You would of heard this in grime or UK drill music, such as 67 and SL.
"Yo, grab the cash!"
"The jake boys are on their way"

"I wish I could just make my P
But these bitches on me, so you know I can't lack
The jake boys really on my back
Got me in and out of court, got me feeling a twat
And it's all my fault, 'cah I'm always getting caught
Like, I'm better than that"
SL Tropical
Jake boys by AmVeryTrashyNoob December 19, 2018

JakeyBoy 

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"
Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after
JakeyBoy by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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