Jakesica

A person who's license describes him as a female also has a mexican stash on his face. He never listens to his daddy and has a hard time pee-ing under stress and pressure. Fails most school test. A very troubled individual when it comes to intellectual thought processing.

Daddy: "Who's your daddy jake,"

Jakesica: "Daniel's my daddy"

Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."

by Daddy daniel June 10, 2011

jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

by Jake March 13, 2005

Janesica

a girl who’s a stuck up yet bound to be girl. A girl that wants to be in a relationship, while thinking other guys are fine. She keeps it real and will beat a bitch to the punch. She’s also very abusive to her sibling (aka adrian) the rad dude

Her Brother: Hey abby

Janesica : (smacks him in the face)

by updahscore.a July 29, 2021