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Jakesica 

A person who's license describes him as a female also has a mexican stash on his face. He never listens to his daddy and has a hard time pee-ing under stress and pressure. Fails most school test. A very troubled individual when it comes to intellectual thought processing.
Daddy: "Who's your daddy jake,"

Jakesica: "Daniel's my daddy"

Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."
Jakesica by Daddy daniel June 10, 2011
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jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas
1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005
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Janesica 

a girl who’s a stuck up yet bound to be girl. A girl that wants to be in a relationship, while thinking other guys are fine. She keeps it real and will beat a bitch to the punch. She’s also very abusive to her sibling (aka adrian) the rad dude
Her Brother: Hey abby

Janesica : (smacks him in the face)
Janesica by updahscore.a July 29, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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