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Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013
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jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas
1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
by Jake March 13, 2005
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Lake Jake

stop being such a LAKE JAKE
by Dutga November 20, 2021
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