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Jake the Snake 

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
Jake the Snake by asdfdf September 4, 2006
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jake the snake 

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
jake the snake by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

Jake the Snake 

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Jake the Snake by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake the Snake 

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
Jake the Snake by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

A Jake the snake 

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

Jake Jake The Pancake Snake

Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
God I hate that Jake Jake The Pancake Snake Guy.

Jakethesnake 

A badass in video games stemming from his knowledge of the cold-blooded legless friends.
Man you are such a Jakethesnake, Aaron said to his friend Matthew as his ass was kicked in Snake Pass.
Jakethesnake by Jakethesnake473 September 16, 2020