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Jake’d 

Lying about being raped to your spouse to justify an affair with your best friends significant other.
I can’t believe I got jake’d last night.
Jake’d by Elfilipino October 28, 2021
-v.-(jay*k*ed) 1. to be tricked or fooled in such a way that you are completely surprised punked 2. to be the victim of a "hit it & quit it."
1. "Dude, that guy got jake'd at the party, it was hilarious."

2. " I met him, we had sex and then he left, I guess i was jake'd."
jake'd by JJK3 December 28, 2005
To get absolutely drunk beyond recognition.
Guy #1: That guy's just downed 16 Jagerbombs and 8 double JD & coke's.

Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!
Jake'd by TheTomSly November 3, 2012
When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.
Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.
Jake-d by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010
When you are in a group chat on Snapchat and your friend opens the chat for 0.012 milliseconds then leaves just to get rid of the notification.
Aw cmon man. He Jake'd us again. Why won't he just contribute to the conversation.
Jake'd by Jake the snek April 20, 2018
To be shorted by a couple feet on material.
Gadzooks, I've been Jake'd!
Jake'd by Ol' Finkey May 15, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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