An older, more affordable car purchased by a college student. Usually a temporary vehicle bought for a certain specific purpose, such as work commute, weekend trips etc. Typically plagued by problems due to user error, and within the first 3 years of ownership, repairs cost as much as, if not more than the vehicle itself.
by ramblingamlinhelluvaengineer August 24, 2019
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The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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