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Jahzmobile 

An older, more affordable car purchased by a college student. Usually a temporary vehicle bought for a certain specific purpose, such as work commute, weekend trips etc. Typically plagued by problems due to user error, and within the first 3 years of ownership, repairs cost as much as, if not more than the vehicle itself.
Yo dude, our boy's Jahzmobile broke down again; maybe we should fix it for him?
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Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jizzmobile by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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Jajamobile

Jajamobile is a very tuff person from the AUT (A Universal time) community on Roblox
“Jajamobile so tuff yo 😭✌️”
Jajamobile by corpzebunny November 10, 2025