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Jahnea is a real good looking female with an amazing body and an amazing personality. Can make a dark room bright up her smile and can have the most cutest laugh ever. Many girls might hate her because of her rocking body and the way she can make guys drowl when she passes by. Can be really quiet at first but can be a crazy, fun and extremely awesome to be with once you get to know her. Also an amazing dancer due to her body she can dance to anything and make it look hot.
Person 1: damn you see that girl over there with that fat ass?
Person 2: that must be jahnea.
Jahnea by _J-Are January 28, 2013
Related Words
Jahvea • Jahveal • Jahvear • Jahkeair • jahvarn • Javeal • Jaheam • Jahmear • jahneal • Jahreal
A girl who has a great personality she is beautiful, strong, and smart, no one can fool her. She will put up with alot of bullshit, but only for the people she loves.
"You know that girl Jahlea? Don't you just love her! "
jahlea by URBAN Co. March 16, 2017
A NIGGA WITH A FAT ASS COCK
Look at a Jahvel
Jahvel by Bigdaddyg72728 August 8, 2021
The hottest man ever in the universe of the world. Has a really big dick and loves to fuck his stepsister.
Damn that's one hell of a Jahead
jahead by MobyHuge May 16, 2017

jahvantay 

The gayest friend in that one friend group in highschool.
Oh yeah that's Jahvantay, he mad gay for all the guys.
jahvantay by somebodynamedDJ March 6, 2023
jahvani is a rlly tall person who gives the best hugs-
he keeps everything to himself yet hes always there for you
lol im simping for jahvani
jahvani by ahsjxkjldhjkuhbhj December 27, 2020
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