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Jahtise is perfect.
Jahtise by anonymous November 22, 2021
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This name is very rare and unique, Jahnise is a caring person but dont do anything to hurt her or she will be rude,but other then that she is a person that will always be there for you, good terms or not ! She loves waaay too hard and just because she is too nice people tend to take advantage of her but of course she always knows when someone is lying to her so before you can even hurt her she will cut you off !! She is intelligent and very beautiful . She is outgoing and sometimes she's a cry baby . But most of all her love will have you STUCK !
" Dang you seen Jahnise?"
" I really miss Jahnise"
Jahnise by Jahnise November 12, 2018
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Jahwise roughly translate to "an ascended being that can do no wrong".
Damn is that Jahwise, I better get my shit together real quick.
Jahwise roughly translate to "God is wise".
It's probably Rastafarian in origin since they usually say "Jah Rastafari Selassie i" and most people who have that name are either Caribbean or African.
Damn is that Jahwise, I better get my shit together real quick.
jahwise by Robloxkiddie64 August 1, 2018
Good looking guy that gets all the girls, he/she has a good personality but doesn't give a fuck about people say. He/She hates school and likes to get in trouble he / she is the type of person that gets caught doing something and denies it.
Jatisen , ‘‘FUCK SCHOOL, FUCK ALL THS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK"
jatisen by Jatisen January 25, 2018
He’s a okay kid but somehow every girl likes. He’s Filipino and a cheese boi. He say herro and play Fortnite with forks.
That dude is such a Jastise.
Jastise by A kid next door January 31, 2019
When someone has such a desire for Jahseh Onfroy. Usually, Jahtism has an affect on "fake" Jah fans then real ones. If someone is worshipping Jah in many ways then they certainly have Jahtism
She is so obsessed with XXXTENTACION she developed Jahtism due to her obsession.
Jahtism by Niggatron9000 X February 17, 2019
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