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The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.
bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches
by real nigga hours December 19, 2018
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The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.
bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches
by real nigga hours December 19, 2018
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A sexy ass individual that usually has a 7in
dick or bigger. He cannot help but to pull all the hoes without even trying.
Girl "Wow. That guy who stole your girlfriend is so fine"
Guy "uhhh he's such a jahnus"
by tht_one_chicken December 07, 2013
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Jahnu is that sexy dude that most girls want. He is funny but pretty stupid. His weak subject is science.
Yo that dude is soo a Jahnu
by Ross Flop April 09, 2018
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