Jahmed 

The sweetest, most humorous human being you'll ever know. He knows how to make everyone around him feel comfortable and safe. He has the warmest smile and the kindest eyes, and he sure knows how to put a smile on your face. He's intelligent, and brilliant in all the ways that matter. If you ever find yourself a Jahmed, hold onto him <3

Jahmed's smile can really brighten your day!

Jahmed by UnicornPotahto June 1, 2024

Jahmen 

How followers of deceased rapper XXXTENTACION end their prayers.

Cleveland: Spotlight Uh, Moonlight Uh.

Marcos: Jahmen

Jahmen by Cleveland! January 28, 2019

Jahred 

Jahred is quiet. Jahred is hot, athletic and sometimes annoying. He is a player but fun to be with.

I know a guy name Jahred and he is HOT

Jahred by Sbankajdhsbdbencd January 5, 2019

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

Pearl Jammed 

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

Pearl Jammed by JDMGio February 10, 2010

jammed up 

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

jammed up by nunya October 17, 2004

Jahmen 

What followers of the one and only true god XXXTentacion say after finishing a prayer after “spotlight, uh, moonlight uh”

Shaggy: dear Jah, like please give me the power not to destroy these humans as they are naive to my immortal being. Spotlight, uh, moonlight, uh, Jahmen.

Ben Shapiro: okay, that was epic

Jahmen by Gopnitsa McBlin February 2, 2019