This guy is total package. Good personality, charming looks, intelligent and has a great sense of humor. He is very passionate with his dreams and as a lover. You will always feel loved, appreciated and safe when he's by your side. He can get everyone's attention when he walks into the room. He may look intimidating at first but once you get along you will gasp your breath from laughing.
Jahreds are quiet, but vengeful. They are usually tall and thin, but really ugly. Often times resembling Randall from the movie "Monsters Inc." Most of the time, Jahreds have chodes, and the wait is not worth it.
I have been dating my man for a while now, but i was disappointed when we went to the bedroom, he's a total Jahred.
a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise