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Jahred is quiet. Jahred is hot, athletic and sometimes annoying. He is a player but fun to be with.
I know a guy name Jahred and he is HOT
Jahred by Sbankajdhsbdbencd January 5, 2019
Words you can keep
This guy is total package. Good personality, charming looks, intelligent and has a great sense of humor. He is very passionate with his dreams and as a lover. You will always feel loved, appreciated and safe when he's by your side. He can get everyone's attention when he walks into the room. He may look intimidating at first but once you get along you will gasp your breath from laughing.
That guy has it all , He is a Jahred.
Jahred by I dunno who is this November 25, 2021
Jahreds are quiet, but vengeful. They are usually tall and thin, but really ugly. Often times resembling Randall from the movie "Monsters Inc." Most of the time, Jahreds have chodes, and the wait is not worth it.
I have been dating my man for a while now, but i was disappointed when we went to the bedroom, he's a total Jahred.
jahred by Da Teacha March 17, 2014

Jared, 19 

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19
Jared, 19 by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird 

a guy who says 'yeet' too much
go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!
Jared Baird by norah hehe July 30, 2016

Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)
"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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