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Jahred is quiet. Jahred is hot, athletic and sometimes annoying. He is a player but fun to be with.
I know a guy name Jahred and he is HOT
Jahred by Sbankajdhsbdbencd January 5, 2019
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This guy is total package. Good personality, charming looks, intelligent and has a great sense of humor. He is very passionate with his dreams and as a lover. You will always feel loved, appreciated and safe when he's by your side. He can get everyone's attention when he walks into the room. He may look intimidating at first but once you get along you will gasp your breath from laughing.
That guy has it all , He is a Jahred.
Jahred by I dunno who is this November 25, 2021
Jahreds are quiet, but vengeful. They are usually tall and thin, but really ugly. Often times resembling Randall from the movie "Monsters Inc." Most of the time, Jahreds have chodes, and the wait is not worth it.
I have been dating my man for a while now, but i was disappointed when we went to the bedroom, he's a total Jahred.
jahred by Da Teacha March 17, 2014

Jared, 19 

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19
Jared, 19 by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird 

a guy who says 'yeet' too much
go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!
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Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)
"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
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