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The most amazing group in the world. They have the best friends. Amazing relationships with each other and the best part. It’s not like a normal group where you got someone in charge. We make decisions collectively. YEET
“Who are those idiots. Wouldn’t wanna be part of their group”
“Nah bruv they are JAGOS.They got a great group”

“Nah mate still look like idiots.”
JAGOS by SLUTTYNUGGET May 6, 2019
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An amazing friend and lover. He's everything you could ask for in a partner. He loves dogs more than anyone else and has an indescribable amount of love for food. Can be quite flirtatious but has a great sense of humor.
Angus: Imagine finding a lover and best friend in one person, it'd be so easy for an introvert like me.
Me: babe, get you a jagos ;)
Jagos by Loveadele November 24, 2021

Alan Jagos

A man who is the secret sauce of 195
Alan Jagos is the secret sauce
Alan Jagos by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019
Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Crying Jags 

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.
My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
Crying Jags by iNachoz July 30, 2009
high school in bothell, washington where kids spend their free time by juuling in the bathrooms, aka vape lounge. students here like to say 'go jags' in situations that are not appropriate and completely irreverent.
'bruh i failed my math test but its ok, go jags'
go jags by juulinschuul December 6, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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